So what are your Corvette options if you don't take it out once in a while on some kind of a track, somewhere:
1. Pull the vette out of the garage, wash it, dry it, polish it, then put it back in the garage.
2. Pull it out of the garage, wash it wax it, go for a ride to a car show and sit there for 6 hours after you polish
it again. Then drive it home, slowly, wash it again and put it back in the garage. The next owner or your kids will be
grateful you didn't put any miles on it. Cover it, and kiss it goodnight.
3. Pull it out of the garage, wash it, wax it, go on a cruise 11 miles to a pancake breakfast. Sit at breakfast and worry
that somebody may park too close so you don't have 2nds because you have to get it back home to wash it, and put it in the
garage and cover it after a strenuous 22 miles, and bad eggs.
3. Or, take it to an autocross where there are dozens of real Corvette lovers, put on your helmet and drive as fast as
you want around a nice safe course to the cheers of the crowd. Finish your run and see how close you are to everyone else
who ran, calm down, take your pulse, hey, your young again.
Go home and put the trophy on the fireplace, the car has served you well, and you didn't get any bad eggs.
